Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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