wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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