Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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