But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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