"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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