Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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