I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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