we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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