the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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