Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
...so i touched it.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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