And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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