Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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