if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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