Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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