windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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