I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think pants incapable of making pants work
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
