NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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