OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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