I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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