Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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