new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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