let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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