Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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