there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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