Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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