your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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