last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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