there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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