in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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