There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
