Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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