yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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