It's Friday. Sex?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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