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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did yall have sex?

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  Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

  (512): View more from Texas

  Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned

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• (239): View more from Florida

  No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.

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• (818): View more from California

  Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...

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