I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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