And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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