Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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