Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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