Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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