If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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