well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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