Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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