All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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