I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
