i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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