when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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