Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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