And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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