have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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