Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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