White coat. Heels.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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