but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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