He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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